I came up with the clan name “NRDIC: Nordic Onslaught” totally unaware that an “onslaught” is a feature of the game whereby players can team up for a massive attack on another player. I particularly disliked the top clan, which called itself “LAWD: Hail Satan.” So I selected the option to create my own clan. Scanning the list of clans, I didn’t like any of their names. After naming myself “Jarl Glader,” building a simulated Viking town, selecting a name for my champion fighter or “hero” (I named him “Sven” after my great-grandfather, who also came from a small town called Palang, Sweden, to the upper Midwest of America in the 1920s), the sultry avatar asked me to select a “clan” in my Kingdom #157 (Myderig) to join.